[Mr. Reyes] Places for scene two, people!
Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie
Excellent work, miss Valentine
Excellent?
But Chloe is terrible!
She never remembers her...
Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker!
[Mr. Reyes] Don't be silly, it's more than safe
I should know, I tried it myself
Up up down down left right a
I have to get out there!
[Mr. Reyes] I can't let you do that, Jeremy
Mr. Reyes?
[Mr. Reyes] You needy pathetic self-centred students!
Do you think I wanted to teach High school drama?
IN NEW JERSEY?
My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway,
I just have to keep you from ruining my big night!
You're going to SQUIP the whole cast?
That's just for starters!
That's not what I wanted!
It's the only way to achieve what you want
I'll fight back!
Alcohol messes you up, right?
I'll get drunk!
And I'll be back when you're sober
Unless you plan on staying wasted forever?
You are a computer! That has to be a way to turn you off!
I would stop there
You don't wanna end up like Rich
Rich...
What did he...
I NEED MOUNTAIN DEW REEEEEEED
That's it!
Green Mountain Dew activates you, red shuts you off!
Why do you think we had it discontinued?
To shut me off now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's!
Or a friend that's so old-school he buys 90's soft drinks in the back room at Spencer's gifts!
Too bad you don't have one of those...
Anymore
Michael! Call Michael!
I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy
If I have to take the entire student body to do it!
MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE
Michael!
I was just in the audience thinking
This is pretty good for a school play
Then I was like
THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR A SCHOOL PLAY
They've all been squiped, right?
Wait... You came to see me in the play?
Even brought my own refreshments!
Is that?!?!
Mountain Dew Red.
I told you I did my research
Ah, hey, JAKE
This is gonna sound weird but
If I hold down Jeremy, can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?
Actually...
That doesn't sound weird at all!
Up up down down left right a
I was already pretty boss before
Now I'm totally boss and some more!
I'm living the upgrade!
There you are, Jeremy...
I just want you to know
I'm not mad you broke my heart and slept with my best friend
And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and wouldn't sleep with me
He didn't sleep with you?
He didn't sleep with me!
Oh my God, why was I so jealous of you?
Ah! You were jealous of me?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
Sisters forever! Jinx
Michael, the bottle!
There's still a few drops left!
How am I supposed to make pass them?
Apocalypse of the damned, level 9!
The cafitorium!
Got it!
Find the bad guy, push him aside!
Then move on foward with your friend at your side!
It's a two player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother who's gonna have your back!
Then you stay on track and AH remain on course
And if they give you a smack
You GOTTA use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
Cause it's an effed up and it's a two player game!
I know what you're doing, Michael
I know what everyone's doing!
Aaaaaall the time!
I JUST FEEL SO CONNECTED TO YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW!
You don't wanna drink that, Jeremy!
WHY NOT?
Because then you'll never be with her!
You are the person I want to be with every day
And this is something that I've been afraid to say...
That is not Christine!
I assure you, it is!
Only her fears and insecurities have been removed!
You're the guy I am so kinda into...
The guy I am totally into...
This feeling is new
Jeremy...
I love you
That's your cue!
She'll do whatever I want?
That's what I've promised
Drink this
Jeremy!
J-Je-Jeremy?