Medical Marijuana, medicinal weed
Therapeutic cannabis, or plain ole' doctor's pot
You can call it pharmaceutical ganja or
Or dress it up as Red Cross Grass
But Medical Marijuana
Will knock your on your ass
Like the coffee shops in old Amsterdam
The flavors are extreme
There's diesel, brain honey and space cake
To give you happy dreams
Jamaican seeds and Alaskan dirt
It's so multicultural
It will give you back your apatite
Twinkies ah natural
Some politicians condemn us
They say we're really not all that ill
These shops in our neighborhoods
Take their property values to hell
And while your investment banker might fit the criminal scan
One joint in the neighborhood medical store
Will find him happy at the ice cream van