Yeah
Letâs hit you with some bars real quick
Axe murder a beat the way I spit a free
Lizzie Borden in the flesh come and get at me
Like the witch of the west, I roll wickedly
Canât see me like Paranormal activity
Lickidy split, I rip shit quick-ily
Get ya camcorder out, b*tch just picture me
Killinâ shit everyday till you get sick of me
Cuz I been a beast since the priest christened me
Blowinâ up ya tape deck from C.T. to Great Neck
Dutch full of O.G. kush and some train wreck
Safe sex? Nah, Iâm too raw
I stick it in they jaws then I get âem out they draws
Iâm a boss and break laws but never take a loss
Flyer than McCaws, Iâm just doinâ it because
Iâm the best to do this within my age bracket
Waka Flocka, Soulja Boy: none of âem can match it
Thatâs it; jot it down, print it up and fax it
And tell all your boys how Webby spit that madness
Got pussy goin' nuts like I got some catnip
More than a tad sick, I murder âem for practice
Do what I do when I⦠burn
Then ya gonna Puff Puff Pass, itâs my⦠turn
I throw down with titans, Iâm rhyminâ more
More bars than a phone in a Verizon store
B*tch, Iâm bigger than a body of a dinosaur
Iâm crazy, who would ever blow a line before
Goinâ into a math test, energetic as ever
And all I wrote down was my name: itâs âChris Websterâ
Too drugged up to pay attention in class
So I got kicked out and put my focus on rap
But donât do like I do, cuz Iâm f*cked in the head
All these un-prescribed meds, now I need special ed
Iâm a beast, Iâm a dog, Iâm a mother f*ckinâ pot head
Nerf Gun in my hand, step and youâll be shot dead
Still mother f*ckinâ crazy, donât doubt me
Pocket full of line, pack of bogies and my house keys
Aw, Jeeze; I be burninâ the palm trees
Keystone light to your f*ckinâ Dom P
Lazy kid, I still live with my mom, see
Smokinâ bud sleepinâ late playinâ Nazi Zombies
28 days later, see me in the paper
Iâm a mix of Stewie Griffin with a little Darth Vader
Leave a crater in the earth when I drop my mix tape
The north star ainât this hot, for shitâs sake
Chase a 40 o.z. with a box of fish flakes
They might forget my name but theyâll remember how my d*ck taste
Dictate the scene at all times
Cuz the ninja rapperâs back with an Optimus Rhyme
You underclassmen canât see the white noise, b*tch
Thatâs why my mix tapeâs bumpinâ in ya boyâs whip
Oh shit, I spit and wreak havoc
My vocal chords like twin Glocks, let me blast it
Cuz if anybody steps then Iâma bury âem
C.T.âs on my back and Iâma carry âem
Smoke blunts till my IQâs very dumb
Stay high like the water bill at an aquarium
And I'm out
- :
- Websters Laboratory 2
- The Checkup
- Chemically Imbalanced
- Homegrown (EP)
- Bars On Me
- There Goes the Neighborhood (EP)
- The Under Classmen
- Optimus Rhyme Mixtape
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper
- The White Noise
- Best In The Burbs (Mixtape)
- Chemically Imbalanced (Special Edition)
- Chemically Imbalanced (Special Expanded Edition)
- Compilation
- F*ck Off
- A3C Vol. 4
- Live It Up
- A3C Volume 4
- Live It Up - Single
- Homegrown