Ugly, good morning, ugly, say what's your name?
Well, is you is or is you ain't?
With my good looks and all my brains
The two of us gonna take this whole train, this whole train
Well, you say you have
A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had
You've got to lose
With that open invitation in the back of a caboose
If you're coming then don't look back
A one way ticket on a two way track
I'll do the talking, all the planning too
As for the money that's for me and not you, not you
Well, you say you have
A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had
I take all that's mine
I've been playing this game well before your time
Well, you say you have
A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had
You've got to lose
With that open invitation in the back of a caboose
You say you have
A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had
I take all that's mine
I've been playing this game, well before your time