One small slip is all it takes
I'll be walking with a limp for many days
Now its time for a trip to A & E
Embarrassing monday mornings leave their marks
And shocked doctors in wake
Who wait 'round to inspect and laugh at me hysterically
They book me in for an op to fix me up
Gotta wait two weeks
Hello Codine
Shoe is on the other foot
Believe me 14 stitches cane
Relieve me from the guillotine
Do what doctor says, do what doctor says
You must be shitting me
Shoe is on the other foot
Believe me 14 stitches cane
Relieve me from the guillotine
Time to fast and wait my turn
The drugs here are great and they're free
Now its time to be knocked out cold
When I come back round more drugs are free
Cant walk, never been so numb
All this to me is comical
So poor, I cant afford a taxi home
Carried to the station
If your gonna spew, spew into this
Shoe is on the other foot
Believe me 14 stitches cane
Relieve me from the guillotine
Do what doctor says, do what doctor says
Run the fuck away, he's got the guillotine
Shoe is on the other foot.
Believe me 14 stitches cane like a b*****d
Hope's coming back to me now its sewn
But the less you know
Hope's coming back to me now its sewn
But the less you know
Hope's coming back to me now its sewn
But the less you know
Hope's coming back to me now its sewn
But the less you know the better