I say dance, you say dance,
I say France, you say France,
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart,
I say Hugh, you say Grant,
I say pot, you say plant,
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart,
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried,
Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye,
I am dumb, you are smart,
We are 15 years apart,
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars,
I say ooh, you say aah,
I am careful, you like scars,
I like pickles from the jar,
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried,
Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye,
I say you, you say am I,
You like mornings, I like nights,
I'll love you till the day I die,
You say Christopher, I say Walken,
You love, I love Christopher Walken,
I guess at least we have got one thing in common,
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried,
Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye.