If you see me coming down the street
On an elephant
Be sure to be discreet
About the elephant
I extracted 5 tons of meat
From an elephant
It was wrong I know
But I did it anyway
To that elephant
Security wont argue
With an elephant
Reduced to cowering children
By an elephant
Squashed beyond recognition
Under elephant
Blood runs down the hairy tusks
Mmmmmammoth
My trunk won't squirt any more
But that's a different story