Come and see us flounder
Come and see us lose
Let's see what we can offer now, I know
Then quietly disapprove
These flaws are for your pleasure
Applause please for the people we should thank
Now stop, hand us your money
A pound of Penny Gaffs
Come and see our failures
Come say how much you like
Let's see who's out of favour now, I know
But we'll stay friends for life
These flaws, so hard to measure
Applaud us for the strength to pull it off
Now stop and pay our rider
A pound of Penny Gaffs
A pound of Penny Gaffs
Now stop hand us your money
A pound of Penny Gaffs