[Verse 1]
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
[Chorus]
Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
[Verse 2]
But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
But dont you change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day