Darren Hayman won the girl

He was short, he was mean
He was better dressed than me
He had once been an expert on T.V.
I thought I saw her eyes
sort of get distracted
but she looked back at me
I won the girl
He had hair, kind of styled
but sort of kind of unstyled
somewhere in between, you see
I left it a week
to see what would be
but the phone kept ringing for me
I won the girl
I bided my time well
I bided my time