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Miscellaneous
Everyone Is Crazy (Except You!)
She drinks coffee with her neighbor every day from one to two
Whether she has also seen The Bold, last night on t.v.
But the neighbor didn't see it, there was the European Cup
So her Karel sat with a scarf and cap shouting at his club
Poor Dragonfly, this is what she lives for
Chatting with that Margriet chick is all she has
And everyone is crazy except you
Slurping the coffee, unanimously, that youth center should be closed
They talk shame about that of number 13, because that's a niece!
But her husband Jos is the hero, the hero who makes fun of her
He takes everything that has a hole in it, but she is blind and too crazy
Her right is the kitchen sink, that has they taught her!
And she knows she can do more, she has tried!
She would like to learn English, but her husband thinks it is too expensive!
Does she know what it costs, such a large engine in the shed?
He says she shouldn't complain because she won't lack anything, right?
And that she better start knitting for when she becomes a mother!
There's a lot more you can do, there's a lot more you know
Is this really all you live for?