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PRo â¦
Shawshank. I donât know why Iâm hearing this from somebody else â I thought we was closer than this â but I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that you are CHANGING YOUR NAME. I donât get it, but I got it, so good. Me and the other people at the barbershop got some ideas and I wanna lay them out for you right now. Get a pen and a pad, my friend, because these are golden. Cash for gold right here. PRo, the first one is âElephant Man.â Because ever since you got in this rap game, youâre the biggest thing out. Number 2 â âLifeguard.â Why âLifeguard?â Because youâre CPR certified! Youâre resuscitating the rap game, baby! Youâre resuscitating the rap game! And the last one is â that I like the best â âSolar Calculator.â Yeah thatâs right, âSolar Calculator.â Why? Because we gettinâ these numbers, doinâ a million units, gettinâ this money, yâall do the math. Let me know what you think. As your future manager, man, I need to know, OK, I need to know. You need to get back with me, you not callinâ me back. Call me back ⦠because with these names, WE GONâ TAKE OVER THE WORLD!