This is the kind of place
That's seen more
Than it's share of double-dealing
You give a name
You take a key
You can be sure that nothing's said
Yes it's the kind of place
You see your own reflection in the ceiling
Then on reflection
Whoever else is lying in your bed
During the day the shades are down
And all the windows barred and shuttered
The rooms have never ever seen
A shaft of sunlight in the place
But what they've seen
No-one really knows
'Cos no-one's ever uttered
The walls have ears but they won't tell
That you've been with a pretty face
Take you to the Riverside
Hotel by the Riverside
Right next to the Riverside
Make love in the Riverside
No-one asks any questions
As you check in with your lover
You pay for privacy
Some champagne and a heated waterbed
They've got some special television shows
You will soon discover
Flick a switch suddenly your giving
Your own show instead
So come with me
And be my lover
And we'll start a brand new scandal
I guarantee no-one will know
I guarantee no-one will tell
But if you think
That the situation's much too hot to handle
Why don't you ask
Your sister and her friend
To come along as well
Take you to the Riverside
Hotel by the Riverside
Right next to the Riverside
Make love in the Riverside
Take you to the Riverside
Hotel by the Riverside
Right next to the Riverside
Make love in the Riverside
Riverside, Riverside.