[DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST]
Though Dethklok hasnât performed in a very long while.
A big show is coming up which will be just in time
because people around the world have been very concerned
about the lack of Toki Wartooth in the press world.
He hasnât been seen in public, where could he be?
The band released a statement:
Heâs fine donât worry about Toki.
[DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST]
Well heâs okay and weâll see when they play.
Thatâs the Dethklok minute. Have a great day.
[FANS]
Heâs been out of the public eye.
Weâre worried weâll be denied.
One fifth of our favorite band.
Weâre the power. Weâre the fans.
We want answers. Whereâs Toki? Whereâs Toki?
We want answers. Where is the man?
[FANS (CONTâD)]
Weâre going online weâre gonna get to the bottom of this.
Going online gunna get to the bottom of this.
[FAT FAN]
I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt
that he canât play guitar because he got too fat.
[WEIRD FACE FAN]
I heard Tokiâs at a rehab place
because he did so many drugs that
he melted his face.
[FAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD]
I heard heâs getting plastic surgery done.
Theyâre putting in horns and cleaving his tongue.
[BALD FAN]
I heard heâs gone cause his hair went away.
Theyâre putting in transplants now heâs totally gay.
[FANS 1]
Youâre gay!
[FANS 2]
Youâre gay!
[FANS 1]
Youâre gay!
[FANS 2]
Youâre gay!
[MAGNUS]
You are all wrong you donât know the whole story.
Tokiâs been kidnapped with the girl by some men.
Oh Dethklok could save them but they canât be bothered.
These cowards may never see their Toki again!
Dethklok doesnât care about their best friends.
They could be responsible for their death!
[NATHAN]
Itâs good to be here tonight!
Lemme hear ya!
[CROWD]
[screams]
[NATHAN]
And on rhythm guitar Mr Toki Wartooth!!
[Hologram of Toki is glitching and fans see there is no Toki]
[CROWD]
Boooo!!!
[FANS]
We want Toki back! [8x]
[NATHAN]
Oh my god theyâre leaving the show.
[PICKLES]
We donât want our fans to go!
[NATHAN]
I think I know what I must do...
People of the world I want you to know.
Toki! Weâre coming to save you!