[CFO]
We are running out of time.
Youâve trained and youâve been primed.
But before we send you out into the night.
Accept these gifts, these munitions.
They will aide your dark missions.
Use them with your power and your might.
[JOMFRU]
Laser shooting lyric pen.
Poison dart drum stick.
Razor wire guitar strings.
Bass pick throwing star.
Hot Topic gift card...
that combined with a polymer will explode.
[ISHNIFUS]
As the prophecy foretold the DOOMSTAR has been born.
And you all will be endowed with a power known to none.
The Deth lights are within you all waiting to be woken.
And when the five are united the evil will be broken.
I know that you doubt yourself
but you donât have to worry because we believe in you.
Oh they already see you as a leader
and you can carry them into glory
but itâs all up to you you you.
You may not know you have the power
but itâs very clear to me.
The closer you are to your brother
the stronger you will be
[PICKLES]
Stop using that word âbrotherâ
itâs weird to me.
[DETHKLOK]
[ad-libbed agreement]
[JOMFRU]
How dare you?
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
This is blasphemous what you say.
He is your family and he is your heart.
[MURDERFACE]
But when you say that it feels so very gay.
[JOMFRU]
You must understand that if I had my brother alive,
the strength I would have.
But you donât youâre all selfish bastards
and you make me sick to my stomach-
Because I do it all for my brother.
Yes my heart still burns for you.
Oh Iâd wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you
but itâs too late you know that itâs true.
[JOMFRU AND BROTHER]
Iâll live for you and Iâll die for you.
And Iâll love for you and Iâll cry for you.
Do it all for my brother do it all. [6x]
[NATHAN]
Enough of this.
Weâve had as much as we can take of this brother stuff.
We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed.