(Felsenheimer)
I don't know anything like hunger because I have a lot of hair
To the restaurant, I don't run, no the money is saved
AND I DON'T GET FAT EITHER
The man was a hunter and gatherer, I am both in modern form
I hunt and gather all the time - the success rate is enormous
I DO NOT HURT ANY ANIMAL -- IF I FLARE MY NOSTERS
PULL THE AIR OUT AND IN -- COME ON, I INVITE YOU
(Chorus)
A nose chop - it won't make you fat
Lots of nutritional value, proteins - my free banquet
Of all the parts of my body, adenoids are my stars
The fact that I'm always happy when I have a cold probably needs no comment
UN REPAS POUR GOURMETS -- WHEN I FLARE MY NOSTERS
JUST PULL THE AIR OUT AND IN - - COME I INVITE YOU
To a nose chop - it won't make you fat
Lots of nutritional value & proteins - at my banquet
Now we fight - every famine - with the nose bread given to us
I smear what's left under the chair - I'll eat it later
Baby, that's cool
I feel like Jesus of Nazareth - only instead of dry bread there's
NOSE CUT
Why order something exotic when the good stuff is so close? I'll never break the bank, I'll always have something to nibble on. I HARDLY KNOW HUNGRY -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE A DREAM AIR IN & OUT -- BABY, THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS
My nose chop - definitely won't make you fat
You don't need a plate, at most speed - and no cutlery either
(Chorus)
Nose chop , nose chop, nose chop?