(A-One, A-Two - A-One, Two, Three, Four)
You're sitting at home alone, no one calls you
And you keep wondering how this can happen
You used to be popular, you could get anyone
Now you're down, oh, why could that be?
No friends (without a new hairstyle)
No job (without a new one hairstyle)
No women (without a new hairstyle)
No future (without a new hairstyle)
You feel excluded, you want to belong
You would like to be more hip and you want to seduce women
I'll give you a tip, you should try it
Do you want to seduce the world
Then you have to invest first
No friends (without a new hairstyle)
No work (without a new hairstyle)
No women (without a new hairstyle)
No future (without a new hairstyle)
Look in the mirror more often and get your hair cut
Unfortunately the world places far too much value on appearances
Seize the moment, dress up again
A lack of personal hygiene will break your neck
None Friends (without a new hairstyle)
No work (without a new hairstyle)
No women (without a new hairstyle)
No future (without a new hairstyle)