Freshly shaved and combed
And a white shirt.
You stand sadly in front of the altar
And you say forever: Yes!
But you would very much like to leave,
Far away from this scaffold!
Your ring fits as tight as handcuffs -
How quickly your best time passed.
You never meant it like that,
Suddenly her stomach opened up.
You made a long face
And your bowling club laughed loudly.
No more waving to strange girls,
No more drinking with the boys,
All champagne will only be seltzer!
Father-in-law says you're not a man,
He'll get you on the right track.
Once the annoying relatives go away
It'll soon be your rumen that's bothering you ¤lt!
How you will regret this day,
You will never be happy again!
She gives you a long, wet kiss,
How you have to endure it every day from today !
No more waving to strange girls,
No more drinking with the boys,
All champagne will only be seltzer!