who would want to be with a guy like me
i'm skinny, i'm clumsy, i'm just so embarrassing
as you can see i don't have that much to offer to you
but something about you has made me fall in love w you
so i go to parties in hopes of talking to you
and when we're there i drink a lot to try and look cool
i'm so dumb and too drunk, about to puke all over you
you don't know how bad i wish i was that other dude
i'm still dumb and still drunk, about to puke all over you
you don't know how bad i wish i was that other dude.