Went to this girl's house down the street
I didn't know much I just knew she smoked kief
She didn't shave her armpits, didn't brush her teeth and she's been clean from heroin for only a week
She took me to a show
At first I wanted to go but throughout all the night her smell had started to grow
I told her I was sorry couldn't take it no more
Then I ditched that smelly whore and headed straight for the door
Another city tale, I might end up in jail
And I don't know where I'm going cause I'm high as hell
I thought I lost that smell girl till I turned around
She was standing right there, on her face was a frown
She put me in a headlock, turned me upside down
And before I could run she pinned me down to the ground
She lifted up her arm I saw the hair and I flipped!
Then she grabbed my face and stuffed it in her armpit
I passed out from the smell and I woke up feeling sick
I lost my sense of smell because of that lunatic
Another city tale, I might end up in jail
And I don't know where I'm going cause I'm high as hell
When I woke up I felt something sharp
With a knife to my throat the smelly girl was on top
I tried to beg her no I tried to tell her to stop
I looked down at my legs my pants were already off
When she took off her clothes I couldn't believe my eyes
The smelly hippy girl was a man in disguise
I punched him in the face and grabbed the knife by surprise
I stabbed that motherfucker right between the thighs
Another city tale, I might end up in jail
And I don't know where I'm going cause I'm high as hell