DJs from Mars phat ass drop original mix

How to produce a club track today:
Just follow the instructions,
and you'll be
an electronic music producer
in null time.
Step number one:
Open your cracked software,
and import an random loop,
like this
this (repat 11 times)
Now you need the Phat ass drop.
(Phat ass drop)
Here comes the clap.
(Phat ass drop)
Military drums.
Don't forget some levels.
Now and than, use the crash.
Snare, drums, can't give it up.
Okay, now you