Fame makes people famous
Thereâs no doubt about that
No matter what they say, no matter how they act
More offers, more promotions, more visibility
âCuz theyâre the real deal and they get it all for free.
Fame makes people funny,
Like theyâre always on cue
Every little joke sounds so fresh and new
A little look, a little pause, a little wink is all it takes
âCuz theyâre the real deal and the rest are all fakes.
Fame makes people hotter
Itâs like a temperature boost
Theyâre taller and theyâre thinner and better looking too
Their pedicures are perfect; theyâve got product in their hair
âCuz theyâre the real deal and the rest are so square.
Fame makes people nervous
And thatâs not all,
Up there on a pedestal, waiting to fall
Other people make their plans, other people take their calls
âCuz theyâre the real deal and so they live behind a wall
Fame makes people famous
Itâs strange but itâs true
And the rich keep getting richer
No matter what they do
More offers more connections, more opportunity
âCuz theyâre the real deal and they get it all for free.