I can’t believe you didn’t read the syllabus
If you’d done the homework you’d have passed the test
All of the assignments
Were posted on the web
But you've gotta do the problems/reading
Can’t you get that through your head?
Ch: Office Hours, where were you?
You had other stuff to do
You’re prob’ly out there puking on the tiles.
I sense some desperation in your voice today
You’ve realized that you’re not gonna get an “A”
You want extra credit
But you haven’t done the work
What are you trying to tell/sell me?
Do I look like a jerk?
Ch: Office Hours, where were you?
Those bar crawls are killing you
You’re prob’ly out there puking on the tiles.
Semester’s almost over and you’re telling me
Your mom and dad will call if you don’t get a “B”
You think you can convince me
To change a failing score
I’m sick of your excuses
I’ve heard it all before