Sometimes life keeps you down.
Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground.
Sometimes mountains crumble down around you.
And you feel there's nothing you can do.
When your skies turn gray,
It kinda turns me gay.
Oh, yeah. It f**kin' turns me gay.
Kinda queer.
f**kin' turns me gay.
Oh, f**k yeah! Oh so gay. I mean gay.
Sometimes life gets you down.
You gotta f**kin' pick yourself up by the bootstraps.
Yeah, when it looks like all hope is lost,
There is a cost that you must pay. f**k yeah.
And then it turns you gay, oh yeah.
It f**kin' turns you gay, pretty gay.
Sometimes it tears your f**kin' asshole apart.
You can barely fart.
Sometimes when the only thing that can help you
Is when the f**kin' gerbil puts in his little hairs and tickles it a little.
f**k yeah, somebody find me a f**king funnel and a gerbil.
I think I'm turning gay.
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- Ad Nauseam
- Sweet Nothings
- Beating A Dead Horse To Death... Again
- Committed To A Bright Future
- Adultery
- The City Is Alive Tonight - Live In Baltimore
- Anarchists of Good Taste
- Experiments In Alchemy
- The City Is Alive Tonight
- Erotic Massage
- Day of the Dead
- Mutilated Genitals
- Full Metal Racket 2
- Jager Music Rarities 2004
- JägerMusic: Rarities 2004
- Storaged Melodies
- We Reach: The Music of the Melvins
- Kerrang! The Best of 2001
- Metal Underground 2000
- Day of the Dead EP