I'll leave you and marry him for money
cause baby I will never take a job
so I'll leave you and marry him for money
cause baby I will never take a job
But wait for me cause when I get my money
I'll kill him and marry you for love
So wait for me cause when I get my money
I'll kill him and marry you for love
but I'll need my sushi rolls,
my lower east side haircut
and I need my snakeskin boots
and coco channel shades
and I need my taxi cabs
my eighteen karat Jesus
and I need my Nightwood Blues
and my pool side Chardonnay
and you call us crazy
but it's just business baby
and love, love's a broadway show
and if you want my heart
I will play that part
but nothing's gonna keep me broke
so leave me and marry him for money
so kill him and marry me for love
so leave me and marry him for money
so kill him and marry me for love
but I'll need my penthouse suite
my Tuesday margaritas
and I'll need my retail therapy
and zooey deschanel
and I need my diamond rings
and weekend trips to Paris
I just need some spending money
and a backstage pass on my way to hell
we deserve our sushi rolls
our hundred-dollar haircuts
and we've earned our snakeskin boots
and coco chanel shades
we will have a Hendrick's Gin
and rooftop conversations
and we need our oh oh ohs
to get us through the day
and if you want my heart
I'll take credit cards
Nothing's gonna keep me broke