OOMPA LOOMPAS
Gloop in soup, thar she blows
Slowly up the pipe he flows
To the mixing room he rises
Hope that pipe can take all sizes
If he'd listened he would not
Be headed for the fudging pot
But he was not obedient
Now he is an ingredient
MR BEAUREGARDE
Are they your entourage, Wonka?
No Mr. Beauregarde, they're my workers
OOMPA LOOMPAS
Cut, dice, mince, slice,
Time to make the fudge
Churn, chop, pound, pop,
Time to make the fudge
Snap, snip, whisk, whip
Let your stomach be the judge
Boil, beat, Hey, turn up the heat!
Cause everyone loves fudge
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
MRS GLOOP
Augustus!
OOMPA LOOMPAS
Auf wiedersehen Augustus Gloop
It's time to say goodbye
You great big greedy nincompoop
It's time to fudge-ify
You never tried to make a friend
But now we'll have some fun
Although your tour is at an end
Our joy has just begun
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
Mama I'm schtuck!
MRS GLOOP
Try releasing some gas!
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
*Phrrrrrrt!*
OOMPA LOOMPAS
Once ground, twice pound
Time to make the fudge
Stretch, strain, cause pain
Time to make the fudge (Im tellin ya!)
Sift, shake, then we bake
And stick it with a fork
Don't throw away the scraps today
'Cause we love candy pork
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
I feel so lonely!
OOMPA LOOMPAS
Auf wiedersehen Augustus Gloop
Your tour is now complete
You've shown the meaning to your group
Of you are what you eat!
So mother courage you must show
But please don't hold a grudge
'Cause as a boy he was sour
WONKA & OOMPA LOOMPAS
But he makes tasty-
OOMPA LOOMPAS
Yes he makes tasty-
MRS GLOOP
Augustus!
OOMPA LOOMPAS
Fudge!