I remember when we walked as one
And all the truths were known
And we were scrappers in the
Schoolyard fights, talked tough on the telephone
But there was always one big guy
Who feared nothing and no one
His name was Gary and he looked
So mean, he wasn't a lot of fun
When he walked by, you got the fuck
Out of the way, now Gary was the
Schoolyard bully, didn't have a lot of friends
He had kids do his homework for him, stupid 'til the end
On graduation day he stood the tallest
And he got his degree, he couldn't add
Two plus two, let loose on society
When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way
Gary was the top cat in his day
Everybody said that he'd get his someday
And I swear to this day that I still see his face
When I have a bad dream at night
He's the monster to my right
Now gruesome Gary met his
Match at a young and tender age
He got a whipping at the mall one night
And the police took him away
The town cheered and the geeks
All jeered but I'll just make a bet
Gary will live on in infamy
He was the meanest guy you ever met
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- Champions At Heart
- Fly The Flag
- All Scratched Up
- Punkrockacademyfightsong
- Blue
- Down By Law
- Miscellaneous
- Last of the Sharpshooters
- Punk Rock Strike
- Atticus: Dragging the Lake II
- Godmoney
- CMJ New Music Monthly, Volume 49: September 1997
- Down by Law vs. Gigantor
- Punkrockdays: The Best of DBL
- More Songs About Anger, Fear, Sex, & Death
- Windwardtidesandwaywardsails
- Comeback in Black: A Punk Tribute to AC/DC
- Rock Sound (Italian Edition) Speciale Punk Rock, Volume 17
- Another Round of Golf 5
- Terror Firmer