Iâm a real man, I got a real guitar
Iâm a real man, donât even know where the boys are
Donât want to frighten you little girl, youâre so sweet and nice
Donât want to have to tell you twice
Iâm a real man
Iâm goinâ to rock like a real man
Donât get no shock from that elevator music computer program
Howâd you like to rock with a real man?
Yes Iâm a real man, baby, Iâm not lyinâ
Iâm thirty-four years old now and I still donât mind dyinâ
You can put the voodoo on me, girl
Thereâs nothin' I canât dodge
Just check out this roller in my garage
Kids, these days, Iâm talkinâ about these young folk
About as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
After a hard day at the Casiotone they just donât want to live
Theyâre about as dangerous as a junior executive
Iâm a real man
Iâm goinâ to rock like a real man
Donât get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program
Howâd you like to rock with a real man?
Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn
And if I wind up in jail
Thereâs only one of 2672 women that I know
Who would gladly pay my bail
Now you might say, Iâm just some fool on a boast
But I wasnât gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
This ainât damn rather talkinâ, this ainât the Presidentâs son
Iâm still gonna have my fun
Iâm a real man
Iâm goinâ to rock like a real man
Donât get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program
Howâd you like to rock with a real man?
Turn off that elevator music in your computer program
Howâd you like to rock with a real man?
Turn off that elevator music in your computer program
Come on and rock with a real man
- :
- Chess Masters
- Malpractice
- Miscellaneous
- Brilleaux
- Mad Man Blues
- A Case Of The Shakes
- Be Seeing You
- Down By The Jetty
- Fast Women & Slow Horses
- Let It Roll
- Songs From Looking Back
- Private Practice
- Stupidity
- Taking No Prisoners (with Gypie 1977-81)
- Playlist: Driving
- All Through The City (with Wilko 1974-1977)
- Live in London (Expanded & Remastered)
- On The Job
- Going Back Home
- Speeding Thru Europe