Hey Scorpius
We're going to your Grandad's today
Dont be alarmed
By the horrible thinsg he might say
Cos when he offers you
A muggle toe
Just let it drop, yeah just let it go
Smile, take the brasilda
Your Grandad's just knocking fun
He was born in a different time
A different place, different state of mind
That don't make it okay
But believe me, it's easier this way
Don't get me wrong, don't learn the wrong lesson
I want you to speak out
Aagains ignorance and oppression
But not with your grandad
Dont even attempt it
I know you'll get nowhere
I know you'll regret it
Believe me, I try
Again and again
But your grandma just cries
And that's how it ends
He's a foolish old man
With a mind like a brick wall
Let's just have a nice dinner
I heard your grandma made meatballs