I left you for so long I'm sorry.
I'll make my comeback now
And tell my story
Of where I was
I hope no one was worried
Probably thought that I was
Dating lots of guys or smoking weed
One of those is true it's up to you to guess.
I was born inside Modesto Cali.
The highest male voice in the Central Valley
They laughed at me
I kinda looked like Dewey
My choices were; to cry myself to sleep or try to be funny.
At 9 years old I got a hold of a camera.
10 plus 1(?) I started posting vids now.
It was kinda like a dance
It was kinda like a breakdown!
Screamed about metro-station,
Hung with all my bros
I haven't had the doctor check but I am thinking that my hairline kinda rose?
And you know some hate comments get to me.
Like the ones that say I was more conventionally attractive
When I was 13
18 now, I made a pizza backpack.
Did some stand up but I gave it up because of anxiety attacks!
I was a threatened, then I was a meme, sir.
I drove to L.A.
No I took an uber
I am so glad my turtle didn't roast in the car
Peta don't fret
Rodeo Jones has a happy life
She has a basking area
I swear I know how to take care of her.
(frantic yell-talking)
She's not miserable and trying to get out of her tank in the background she's just aggressively begging that's what red eared sliders do I can't feed her as much as she wants or she'll get too big for her shell!
For some time it was smooth⦠but something broke it soon.
Shyness
Depression
Trump is prez
I can't get outta bed
Shyness
Depression
Trump is prez
So I can't get outta bed
I can't get outta bed
I can't get outta bed
No no no no no no-
I can get outta bed
I can get outta bed
I left you for so long I'm sorry
I'll make my comeback now, and tell my story
Of what comes next.
I wanna tease you now some
I will make vids
I will release an album!
Did you know
I now use dry shampoo?
You'll see me on the street
With my clean hair
And be likeâ¦who?
I am me still
I still go to goodwill
So now its' time to film.