It's the season
Of Christmas miracles
I need your help, Santa Claus
No more Vis just lots of flux
Cauldron's bubbling, over flowed
Golems gone mad
Trashing my whole castle
Think I've depleted this vis node
I need some help at this festive time
Castle's a total mess,
Friends coming over for some drinks
St Nick help tidy up
Machine is sorting, back in action
Sonic screwdriver, screwing screws
All I wish is, that Father Christmas
Would stop eating, all my food
We're tucking in to my moonshine tonight
The evening's going well
Then St Nick spills' Simon's drink and Simon wants to fight.
Punches flying, all around me
Simon lands one, on Santa's jaw
It's the season of Dwarven drunken brawling
I'm so sorry, Santa Claus
Are you OK? Santa Claus
Simon's knocked out, Santa Claus...
Head is hurting, so hungover
Where's the aspirin, I did groan
Still it's the season, and we had a good night
Merry Christmas, now go hoome
Castles filthy, dirt all around me
Looks like the outhouse of Sips co
And there's a fat man, stuck inside the chimney
Oh my god it's, Santa Claus
Empty bottles, are everywhere
Booze has been spilt, on the floor
That's the last time, I drink so much homebrew
Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas have some fun
Merry Christmas from Drunkan