Eddie Lance how beautiful she is

Just to be difficult, I listen to my Johnny Cash through a record player rather than an Ipod
Call me crazy, but I make my mashed potatoes from real potatoes
Just to be difficult, I get my news from a newspaper and do not subscribe to CNN
I tend to drive to the store and actually pay for my music
I'm gonna play my piano now
Just to be difficult, I like to order lunch in the drive thru ala carte and not by the number
I prefer to stand outside the venue and wait in line to buy my tickets
Just to be difficult, I write letters to my friends and family by hand, not with cell phone technology
I'm gonna get back to the man in black now