you're just a fossil
a thing of the past
dug up from the dirt
and stuck behind glass
up on your pedestal
up on your stand
get a little higher
with a helping hand
isn't it nice, isn't it grand
you soon realise
you're one of a kind
you rise in value
as time goes by
and now you're in
great demand
people come and see you
from across the land
isn't it nice, isn't it grand