Dressed up like a dog's dinner
Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth
If this is a dog's life
Then you're the cat's claws
They hire out your sons
And hire out your daughters
The man from abroad says he's already bought her
And now you look like a lover but you're only a tourist
You're either talking or yawning
You didn't listen to a thing you heard
Don't start your morning moaning or you might wake up in Luxembourg
You get over
You're worried by her body
She's worryin' about her bodily odour
You pull off
The pull over
You say that you love her when you really loathe her
Serves you right now she wants you to feed her and clothe her
You're either talking or yawning
You didn't listen to a thing you heard
Don't start your morning moaning or you might wake up in Luxembourg
They're smiling sweetly while they're looking daggers
Kick you where it really matters
Send all your friends to Coventry
And look for your name in last night's obituaries
If you've got the Deutschmarks
If you've got the Yen, then
You get the shirt off her back and the clock off Big Ben
Somebody's soft touch
Struck all these bargains
In the drinking clubs with the council men making
plans to put lead back in their pencils again
You're either talking or yawning
You didn't listen to a thing you heard
Don't start your morning moaning or you might wake up in Luxembourg
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- Miscellaneous
- Live At Hollywood High
- Rock And Roll Music
- Live At The El Mocambo
- Unfaithful Music & Soundtrack Album
- 2½ Years
- My Aim Is True (Deluxe Edition)
- Get Happy!!
- Get Happy
- The First Ten Years
- Stiffs Live
- Live Stiffs
- Out of Our Idiot
- Every Man Has a Woman Who Loves Him / Walking on Thin Ice
- The Very Best of Elvis Costello and The Attractions
- The Very Best of Elvis Costello
- 1983-09-07: The Gangster Is Back: Frank C. Erwin Center,...
- Howzat!
- Fantastic 80s!
- The Very Best Of