Water Bottom Willy
Is serious but he's silly
He minces words with crude sincerity
Water Bottom Willy
Is summery when it's chilly
His earnest heart is brimming genuinely
With kindness
Good intentions
The finest
Pop conventions
He wanders, he wonders
What's in it for me
Water Bottom Willy
Works for free
Water Bottom Willy's
Redefining rockabilly
His song filled soul is thick with philanthropy
And kindness
Good intentions
The finest
Rock inventions
He's generous, he's penned the word
Benevolency
Water Bottom Willy
Water Bottom Willy
Water Bottom Willy
Works for free
Kindness
Good intentions
And shyness
Not to mention
He's generous, he spells charity
With no C
Water Bottom Willy
Water Bottom Willy
Water Bottom Willy
Works for free