Eraserheads superproxy

Are you tired of the hassles in your life?
Don't you want to think for yourself? Are you ready to hug your wife
Refrain:
This is what you need
Just dial the phone
Chorus:
There is no need to suffer
In a single moment your life will be delicious
Don't hesitate get a
Superproxy
I am a friend you can always count on
Rain or shine I will be there when you need
This is a special offer for people like you
Use your pocket to relax
[Refrain]
[Chorus]
I'll take care of you
The life you are my life
[Chorus]
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Come and take a sip from the cup as the drink makes you think
Don't blink 'cuz you'll be taken out by the pen and ink
Superproxy, why don't you just talk to me
My rhyme be stickin to ya head like epoxy
The Mouth'll be blabbin, never be backstabbin
Hangin w/the E-heads and I'm just plain havin
FUN, no time for gats and guns,
I use my mic like a gun I get the job done
I play video games all day
Zipadee-dooda Zipadee-day Hiphop Hooray!
Menage one, Menage Trois, Menage Three
If songs were pets then I'd have a menagerie
Chimney-chimney Humpty Dumpty
Grab on the mic start gettin funky
Funky with the flavor that you savor, imitator
I'm the flavor of the hour other MC's I devour
I'll be with Raymund, Buddy, Marcus, and Ely
I'm on their case just like Petrocelli
Ultraelectromagnetic Hiphop and ya don't
Stop and ya don't quit WORD-UP!
Lap it up like a pussy sippin on milk
Rock hard to my style that's smooth as silk
Superproxy why don't ya just talk to me... *toot*... *static*