Heyyyy 'Ronnica
Eww. You got a left hand. Use it.
Don't talk mean like that
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my balls so blue
You hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue
Their hangin' sadly
What did they do to you?
That you hate them so
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
Like a tackling dummy
They long for your embrace
They're warm like mittens!
They'll curl up on your face
And purr like kittens!
You make my balls so blue!
Just look at them glow...
They're begging you!
Don't make my balls so blue!
Heather? Heather? Open the door!
Oh no oh no no no
Open the Door!
Oh no oh no no no
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello
Hold em!
Enfold em!
And never let go!
Once you were geeky and nerdy
But they knew you're dirty
You've set them on fire
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take them home to meet your parents!
They'll wear a suit and tie
And a fancy coller!
They'll sing a lullaby!
La la la la la!
Please them balls not blue!
Just for a while!
Can't wait till later.
My pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater!
Look! Booze! Drink.
Thankyou so much!
They will protect you
Defend you
Respect you
Befriend you
Like Winnie the Pooh!
Like Winnie the Pooh!