Bright lights, fake snow
I've got a Fifth and a baggie is a great blow
And it's cold as fuck - outside
But I've got that handle out right
Get a sweater and some wooly mittens
An hour with me, you'll be fully smittens
I'll take you out to the district
Smoke an Al by the mall and start kissing
Sit on my lap, call me Santa Claus
Tell me, what you need, while I feel the pantyhoes
Yeah? I didn't know that you were into that
You wanna go to where the soft sheets are waiting at?
I've got a place down i B-K
Where me, and Sophie, my homie JB stay
We got candles, we got condoms
We got cupcakes with polarbears on them
But no hurry, 'cause it's Christmas eve
And I know the main thing on your list is me
We can do it anywhere, under the tree
Buy a candy-cane here, get one free
Now you're licking, and I'm licking
And your lips are getting sticky from the peppermint
You wipe it off with the back of your hand
Girl, if you didn't know it, I'm a magical man
I've got a hell of a plan for the Juul-tight
I've got a mad jingle bells and a sleigh to ride
Get in girl, we've got an engagement
A horse put a hove through the pavement
Peeled out, left all the reblers
Toy-sellers, confectionist, peddlers
Christmas eve, we just get it quaint
- And it's quite a thing, ain't it?
But on December 25th
I wanna get you on my dick
because it's Christmas in this bitch, fuck yeah!
On December 25th
I wanna get you on my dick
because it's Christmas in this bitch, fuck yeah!