If there was a girl tonight, a hot chick I donât know
Decides to come and see our corny show
And moves to the front with no panties on
And I get hard and lower my guitar
And Iâd go get her
Weâd leave together
Iâd get under that sweater tonight
My dream couldnât be wetter
It was real Iâd tell her
I shouldâve known better tonight, tonight
Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen
And girls that rock are one in a million
It seems like I just canât get no good lovinâ
So maybe I should just keep dreaminâ
And at the bar a girl, she wants me I just know
And sheâs the type that turns down guys and so
She sits down and crosses her legs slow
She turns around to see my full on bone
And Iâd go get her
Weâd leave together
Iâd get under that sweater tonight
My dream couldnât be wetter
It was real Iâd tell her
I shouldâve known better tonight, tonight
Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen
And girls that rock are one in a million
It seems like I just canât get no good lovinâ
So maybe we should just be fuh-riends, fuh-riends