Nippon, won't you take me into your arms and make me
Into a sergeant, emboldened and enlargened
For some the spell was shafted, but I am in your sway
Yes, I am still enchanted by the ways of yesterday
To the public park I walk with my new wife
And in the summer heat, I lose my head
I tell her that the army needs a modus operandi
I tell her where I really went that evening in Chelsea
I tell her I don't think I'll last another single night
She says, Yeah, right
If I do it with an ice pick, will I come back as a jock?
If I fast until starvation will I be born again a Christian?
I hear that death by burning means returning as a girl
But only by seppuku can I retain my virtue
But all my efforts have only made
An army of greedy gays
Will no one read The Sound Of Waves?
Oh, oh, I am afraid.
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- Miscellaneous
- Heartland
- Spectrum, 14th Century
- Plays To Please
- Miscellaneous
- Compilation
- He Poos Clouds
- Has a Good Home
- Young Canadian Mothers
- FM4 Soundselection: 13
- Many Lives → 49 MP
- Spex CD #63
- 2006-01-11: Over the Top, Toronto, ON, Canada
- 2006-09-29: Berlin, Germany
- Uncut: Wake Up!
- Esopus, Volume 8: Spam
- Musikexpress 0210
- Puppy Love: 10 Years of Tomlab
- XVI Reflections on Classical Music
- Rolling Stone: New Noises, Volume 78