A secret, a secret, she says she's got a secret
A secret, a secret, a secret kind of secret
She's aching for to shout it to every daffodil
And tell the world about
In fact, she says, she will
She says, she says
If this isn't love the whole world is crazy
If this isn't love I'm daft as a daisy
With moons all around and cows jumping over
There's something a-miss
And I'll eat my hat if, if this isn't love
I'm feeling like the apple on top of William Tell
With this I cannot grapple because, because you're so adorable
If this isn't love then winter is summer
If this isn't love my heart needs a plumber
I'm swingin' on stars, I'm ridin' on rainbows
I'm bustin' with bliss
And I'll kiss your hand if this isn't love
I'm gettin' tired of waitin' and sticki' to the rules
This feelin' calls for matin'
Like birds, and bees and other animales
If this isn't love we're all seeing double
If this isn't love we're really in trouble
If she's not the girl and he's not the hero
A kiss ain't a kiss, it's a crisis man if this isn't love