Let me be your coat hook
Let me be your earl grey fedora
Let me be your crushed pill
On the bureau
On the windowsill
Let me be your coat hook
You can carry my baby
Out on the --
I'll show you how to mend a barbed wire fence
Let me be your red light
Let me be your picket fence
Let me be your hair pin
Little buttercup underneath your chin
Let me be your coat hook
You can carry my baby
Out on the --
I'll show you how to mend the barbed wire fence
You beg, you beg me to
Drag you across the carpet
Keep talking
Now shut up