Attention!
Now hear this!
This party will now come to order!
This is a reading of the rules…
Rule no 1: everybody drop your gun,
It can never be your funeral
If you're in your birthday suit.
Rule no 2: everybody got the news
No matter what you do
You're gonna be dancing in your dead man's boots.
(Hey, hey! dance)
Rule no 3: this is a meeting of the orange party
Well, suckin it, suckin it the forbbiden fruit.
Rule no 4: got to get up off the floor.
No matter what you do
You're gonna be dancing in your dead man's boots.
(Hey, hey! dance)
Dance!
Bang bang bang!
Rule no 5: nobody gets out alive
But everybody here got to live it up til we die.
Rule no 6: everybody needs some kicks.
No matter what you do
You're gonna be dancing in your dead man's boots.
(Hey, hey! dance)
(Give it up, give it up now!
Dance!)