I'll meet you on the train, I'll meet you at the bakery,
I'll meet you at Konstantin Wecker's concert,
I'll meet you often in my favorite restaurant
in every lunchtime talk show Are you making getting up a torture for me
You talk and talk, whether it's early or late,
You have something to say about everything before you know what it's about
It's clear: you are the star of blah-blah culture
and your friends from the regulars' table, they love you for it
Oh yes: taxes would be lower, oh yes: the D-Mark is worth more,
oh yes: and St Pauli would have been champions long ago if only they had listened to you!
There would be more money in the bowling club's coffers
and in general the sun would shine
maybe, well fine, always have an answer ready
You always have an answer, even if no one asks you
You are the greatest prophet under the sky
Kick my ass and save the world
/>[Refrain:]
Well then do it, you idiot,
Well then do it, you idiot,
Well then do it, you idiot,
Well then do it, ....
well then do it, well then do it, well then do it, well then do it,...
You are the infinite source of wisdom
like your sun Prudence - infinitely bright
You are the clearing in the great confusion grove
And if you don't shut up, I'll kill you, you pig
People are already picking away in droves,< br/>because you've been talking about it for years
that the time is ripe for another Life is life
blablablablabla
you have more projects at the start than Ghettos Blaster,
that Universe Master,
the medium wave noise,
double players exchanging panini pictures
Didn't you tell me that you were going to make a film soon
and didn't you tell me that you were going to Jamaica?
You amateur juggler, get out and go to Jamaica
otherwise I'll flatten you like the Undertaker
don't bother me with your projects
Don't drool so much, otherwise I'll get hectic spots
[Refrain]
Forget Immodium forte
because Big mouth strikes again
and he's never at a loss for words
that I don't laugh
it's all nonsense, Montezuma's revenge
Your sayings are so old, they're already entitled to a pension
if you stay silent, you have your strongest moments
I think You're more interesting, wouldn't you exist
Well, do you like hearing yourself talk?
You're the one who won't want to smoke weed so much in the future forever the this-is-my-last-bag-scooter non-copy-Lasser
and paler-Seier than the shimmer
which you unfortunately don't have from anything
Dude, it's the mix that counts
because talking and knowing what you're talking about are the same thing Sharing
is more a part of a hot style
than a mouth with a guarantee of stupidity
You are a cheap copy of your own copy
We at Fischmob are annoyed by your ranting
please get on someone else's balls
[Chorus]