I got three kids and a lovely wife
I got a happy home and a
electric carving knife
that's why I wrote this song
because there's nothin' wrong
nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life
there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
I got a four wheel drive
and I got a computer hard drive
and I got Asheville? jive
and I got plenty of motivational jive
that's why I wrote this song
because there's nothin' wrong
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life
but then one day
my wife phoned
to tell me I was
on my own
and now there's one thing wrong
one thing wrong
one thing wrong with my life
so I had to change my song from there
been
nothin wrong" to
"there been somethin
wrong with my life
there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo)
to change my song from there
been
nothin wrong" to "there been somethin
wrong with my life
well I, I caught my wife, and I,
I had my electric knife and I just
carved her up
and put her into my strife?
and now there's nothin' wrong
no, there's nothin' wrong
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life
Speaking:
hello sheriff, what can I do for you?
my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.
I left her all over the place.
I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store
you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.
the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.
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- Flight Of The Conchords
- The Distant Future
- Miscellaneous
- Folk The World Tour
- Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That) - Single
- The Complete Collection: Flight of the Conchords
- Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That)
- High on Folk (live in Edinburgh August 2003)
- Music From Season 1
- 2008-05-10: Michigan Theater, Ann Arbor, MI, USA
- Flight Of The Conchords (Standard DMD)
- World of Comedy Tour
- HBO One Night Stand
- Flight of the Conchords (BBC Radio Series)
- Terminal Sales, Volume 3: Happy Birthday to Me!
- Paste Magazine Sampler #43: June 2008
- Now Hear This! June 2008
- Promo Only: Modern Rock Radio, July 2008
- Mojo Presents: Sub Pop 300!