Florante nagtanan

One night, when Pedrot's moon was full, Petra ran away.
Confused and nervous, she ran and got caught on the clothesline.
The clothesline that was tested for strength was tied to the pillar of the house.
The pillar full of termites broke down, and the father woke up.
The couple ran fast, followed by the father with his brain in his hand.
Seeing a bicycle, the couple got on it and went for a ride.
The father, gasping for breath, had an asthma attack on the road.
Asthma, asthma, asthma