Steak & kidney pie,
Meat & potato pie,
Chicken & mushroom pie.
Steak & ale pie,
Chicken curry pie,
Beef & beer pie.
I ate nine pies in a day.
I ate nine pies, and now I feel sick.
I ate nine pies in a day.
I ate nine pies, I ate nine pies in a day.
I ate a pork pie-
and then a corned beef pie.
A fucking apple pie.
I ate all the pies.
Then I threw up the pies.
But I still ate the pies.
I ate nine pies in a day.
I ate nine pies, and now I feel sick.
I ate nine pies in a day.
I ate nine pies, I ate nine pies in a day.