The Alty! The Alty! The Alty! The Alty!
...I've been on Match of the Day
Because I've got very big shorts.
Ohh, guess who's been on Match of the Day?
(you have, in your big shorts)
And guess who can play top football?
(you can, in your big shorts)
Yes, I can play top football
Because I've been on Match of the Day
And I'm better at football than Jimmy Greaves!
(oooh!)
Guess who's been on Match of the Day...
(Meanwhile you're listening to Radio Timperley
so let's get on with some fantastic proper music)