Well she's a fast damn woman
She's a lovin' machine
And she's been around the block if you know what I mean
Spent the last 40 years just scopein' the scene
And now she knows it's time
To find someone to share the rest of her days
Before the grim reaper come's and layes her to waste
And I know I'm first in line
Because she's 60
And she's beautiful
And she's mine
Well I was sick of the girls
And I was sick of the game
And I know alzeimhers is a goddamn shame
But I still think it's cute when she forgets her name
And tries to remember mine
And as the years go by
And the loving grows
Like the hairs on her chin
Or the warts on her toes
The best years may be behind her but still...
She's 75
She's beautiful
And she's mine
And I don't care what people say
We're gonna do it everyway
Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time
My Baby she still knows how to please
Even with her breasts down to her knees
She's 90
And she's beautiful
And she's mine
I saw it in her face it was the end of the line
I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time
Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care
Well I believe that death isn't really the end
Even though she not moving I can always pretend
But now I know that she'll always be there
'Cause I gaffer taped her
To the
Rockin' chair
Well I don't care what people say
We're gonna do it every way
Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes
My baby's always there for me
Frozen for eternity
She's 60 and she's beautiful
As another none more suitable
She's 60
And she's beautiful
And she's mine
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- Smoko At The Pet Food Factory
- Miscellaneous
- Meet The Family
- Sans Souci
- Shut Your Mouth
- Once A Jolly Swagman Always A Jolly Swagman
- Not So Tough Now
- Parasite
- Dick Sandwich
- Meet the Family / Mongrel
- I Miss My Lung
- Forever Malcolm Young
- We Lived Like Kings (We Did Anything We Wanted)
- Indie 2000, Volume 5
- Fat Music, Volume 5: Live Fat, Die Young
- Fat Music, Volume 6: Uncontrollable Fatulence
- Coughing Up a Storm
- Dr. Martens: The Capitol Records Music Sampler
- Happy Meals, Volume 1: A Smorgasbord of My Favorite Songs
- For the Term of Their Unnatural Lives