Friday Gavin
Shag Tobacco
On the darkest of streets, at around eleven
The lights shine brightest, on Avenue Seven
From 'Noho' to 'Soho' the congregate
Gladrags and handbags we anticipate
Boom! Boom! Cha-cha! And cock becomes vagina
No guys here - dolls! No guys here - just dolls!
Mother fisting friends, say romance is cheap
So it's time for Eve to put Adam to sleep
Lovely, lovely, love me
With dreams with drugs, with lipstick and la rouge
No guys here - dolls! No guys here - just dolls!
With feather boa, like Lotte Lenya
High heels and a vicious tongue,
Jesus, 'Fantasia' tu est tres fantastique
So kinky gerlinky, so much fun
No guys here - dolls! No guys here - just dolls!
Cock incognito! Vag incognito!
Knock, knock, who's there?
Oh! Here they come, the belligerent scum,
As your immorality would say All men are Queer
How civilized that you're despised
Knock, knock, who's there?
Dorothy that's who, she'll make a man of you!
A man of you! A man of you!
I am a doll, a doll with a sheath!
I am a man, a man with a cock
Walk! Go away! Let me alone! Make myself alone!
The little yes! Yes! The big no! No! The little yes! Yes!
She makes a man out of you,
A doll with a tail! A man with Moses!